Hi I'm Alexa. 19 years old. Soccer Coach. Video game expert. I like pugs more than people.
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
*saves game six times just in case*
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
[a left boob appears within arm’s reach]
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.