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Hi I'm Alexa. 19 years old. Soccer Coach. Video game expert. I like pugs more than people.







girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

we also see the aftersniff

me on a spanish test:
cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira


hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan


judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed



Playing Five Nights at Freddy’s image

Title: this has probs been done before

Played: 2,650 times



hello sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ

Played: 8,412 times

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

'I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me.'
— (via jessielou24)